Does it Spark Joy?

They say a cluttered space leads to a cluttered mind.
I say: a cluttered snack cabinet leads to existential crunch confusion, half-eaten bags, and at least one forgotten marshmallow from 2021.

So today, I invite you to join me in something revolutionary.
Something liberating.
Something terrifying to Doggie:

Decluttering the snack cabinet.

Step 1: Take Everything Out (Yes, Even the Weird Ones)

Start with a clean surface. Remove every bag, box, bar, and bite.

Yes, including the pickle-flavored popcorn that “might be fun someday.”
And the mystery chewy thing that has fused to its wrapper.

Spread it all out and breathe.
This is not judgment. This is revelation.

Step 2: Sort by Category and Emotional Vibe

Group snacks by:

• Chips & Crunchables

• Sweet & Soft

• Mystery & Regret

• Doggie’s “Emergency” Stash (which is 87% not hidden at all)
  
  

Then check the vibe:
Is this snack still joyful?
Does it spark anticipation… or fear?

Mini Blue often changes color during this phase. We consider it a diagnostic tool.

Step 3: Expiration Check (and Existential Check-In)

Ask yourself:

• Is this snack expired?

• If not, do I still want it?

• If yes… why am I holding on?
  
  

Doggie once kept a melted chocolate bar for “sentimental reasons.”
We had a long talk.

Step 4: Rehome, Recycle, Release

Snacks that no longer serve your current snack journey can be:

• Eaten quickly (responsibly)

• Shared with others

• Compost-offered to the snack spirits
  
  

Let go with gratitude.
And maybe a napkin.

Step 5: Create a System

Label shelves. Use baskets. Group by mood:

• “Light and Crispy”

• “Comfort and Cocoa”

• “What Was I Thinking But I’m Keeping It Anyway”
  
  

Doggie has a section called “Snackspirational.” It contains quotes like:

“You can do it (after a cookie).”

Final Thought

Decluttering isn’t about restriction. It’s about clarity.
When you know what you have, you appreciate what you choose.

And when your snacks are stored with intention, even your midnight fridge raids feel like self-care.

Steady as ever,
Pandy 🐼🗂️

P.S. Doggie tried to sneak the pickle popcorn back into the “keep” bin. I allowed it. Growth takes snacks.