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By Doggie đ¶ â Muncher of Many Things, Champion of Cozy Chaos
Some plushies live by rules.
Some live by lists.
I live by snacks.
Well, snacks and naps. But snacks first. Always.
This isnât just a motto. Itâs a way of life. A crunchy, chewy, nap-flavored philosophy Iâve spent years perfectingâoften with crumbs in my fur.
Let me walk you through it.
The moment the snack appearsâyou act.
Donât wait. Donât overthink it. Donât say, âMaybe later.â
Later is for yawns. Now is for cheese cubes.
I once paused too long in front of a perfectly layered mini sandwich. Just one second of hesitation⊠and Pandy took it for âlater.â
So now, I snack. Immediately. Boldly. Joyfully.
Even mid-task.
Sorting sock drawer? Snack now.
Writing a blog post? Snack between every paragraph.
Mid-nap but you smell popcorn? WAKE UP. Snack.
Itâs not impulsiveâitâs plushie intuition.
Once the crumbs settle and the tail wags slow⊠the nap arrives like a soft cloud.
Youâve earned it. You deserve it. Let the snack lull you into a happy belly haze. Let the couch become your home. Let Mini Blue cover your ears with a tissue for extra coziness.
Some naps hit different after a well-earned snack. They feel fuller. Fluffier. A little buttery.
Itâs science.*
(*Pandy says itâs not. I say it is.)
Lifeâs too short to delay joy.
Too crumbly to save the best bite for later.
Too full of fuzzy surprises to schedule everything.
So my advice?
Snack now.
Nap later.
Repeat as needed.
Because the best days are made of little joysâand ideally, a cookie followed by a soft snore. đ¶đ€