Theme Songs

Every great adventure needs a soundtrack.
Every snack deserves a score.
And every plush pup (especially me) deserves a theme song or five.

I’ve written them all myself. Some in my head. Some into a hairbrush microphone.
All certified bops (according to me and sometimes Mini Blue).

So without further ado…

🥇 1. “Snack Now, Nap Later”

Genre: Epic orchestral with a sprinkle of funk

This is my life anthem. It swells when I open the fridge. It crescendos at the first crunch.
There’s a dramatic pause before the cookie. Then—BOOM!—snack magic.

Sample lyrics:

I march to the pantry, I follow my nose
Crumbs in my fur, but that’s how it goes
Snack now… nap later…
That’s the plushie code! 🎤

🥈 2. “Detective Groove”

Genre: Jazzy spy-funk with mysterious piano flourishes

This plays when I’m snooping. Around corners. Under pillows. Through suspicious snack wrappers.

Best paired with: Sunglasses. A magnifying glass. And high-stakes snack theft.

Mini Blue’s solo: Just squeaky noises and interpretive wiggles.

🥉 3. “Oops, I Sat on That”

Genre: Slapstick comedy ballad with tuba interlude

A heartfelt apology to every crayon, grape, and Pandy’s planner I’ve accidentally squished.

Sample chorus:

Oops, I sat on that…
My fluff can’t take it back…
But here’s a snack instead…
(Please don’t be mad, Pandy!) 😬

🧺 4. “Laundry Basket Hideout Blues”

Genre: Slow acoustic with soft tambourine

For the days when I flop in the laundry and pretend to be invisible.
Sad. Cozy. Slightly sock-scented.

Fun fact: The bridge is just the sound of fabric softener swishing in rhythm.

🛌 5. “The Blanket Burrito Shuffle”

Genre: Latin-flavored dance track with kazoo solo

It’s 3 steps:

1. Grab blanket

2. Spin dramatically

3. Flop with flair
   
   

Mini Blue does backup kazoo. Pandy pretends not to watch but secretly taps his paw to the beat.

💿 Closing Thoughts:

I may not have a record deal (yet).
But in this plushie life, your theme song is whatever makes your ears wiggle and your tail dance.

Sing loudly.
Snack proudly.
Nap dramatically.

🎵 Because every plush deserves a soundtrack. 🎵