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If Plushies Ran the World: Doggie and Pandy’s Vision for a Softer Future
By Doggie (with editorial support from Pandy)
Hi friends! It’s your favorite bow-tied pup, Doggie, here with something a little different. This post isn’t about snacks (though I wouldn’t mind a few while writing it), and it’s not even about pillow forts or detective cases. No, this one is about something big—something dreamy—something wonderful.
What would the world look like if plushies were in charge?
Pandy and I have given this a lot of thought during late-night chats and long hikes. And today, we’re ready to share our vision for a fluffier, friendlier future.
Now, when I say “soft,” I don’t mean weak—I mean kind. I mean gentle. I mean full of empathy, stitched together with love and extra stuffing.
If plushies ran the world:
Conflicts would be resolved with compassionate listening circles (and maybe a calming cup of tea).
No one would feel left out. Not the shy ones, not the slightly-worn ones, and definitely not the ones missing a button.
Every being would be hugged at least once a day (consensual snuggles only).
Pandy says: “Softness can be powerful when backed by purpose.”
Doggie says: “And it’s way easier to nap when everyone’s being nice.”
Under our plushie leadership, snacks would be a universal right. No one—no plush, no person, no pet—should go through life without something delicious to look forward to.
In our vision:
All parks would have snack-sharing stations with allergy-friendly options.
Kitchens would have rotating snack ambassadors (I volunteer as tribute).
Prezzies would come wrapped in edible bows. (This idea is still under review by Pandy.)
Mini Blue would serve as Director of Snack Vibes, glowing when a community needs a little more joy.
Everyone deserves a place to feel safe, warm, and welcome.
We imagine a world with:
Cozy corners in every city: napping nooks, reading rooms, weighted blanket zones.
Plushie lounges where humans and stuffies alike can relax after a long day.
Public “Pillow Libraries,” where you can check out a comfort object and return it when your heart feels full again.
Because the world doesn’t need more rush—it needs more rest.
Imagine schools where:
Curiosity is celebrated more than test scores.
Everyone gets a “You Tried Your Best” prezzie.
Naps are part of the core curriculum.
We’d teach empathy, teamwork, creativity, and the art of fluff preservation. Conflict resolution would involve roleplay and storybooks. And of course, plushie-student councils would lead school improvements.
(Pandy has already nominated himself for Head of Curriculum. I’ve applied for Snack Supervisor.)
We envision:
A Council of Cuddlers to address global concerns with love and logic.
International Peace Paw-lomats who specialize in snuggly negotiations.
Laws requiring kindness, rest, and mutual respect.
Elections would be decided by sincerity and snack-sharing records—not volume.
The official anthem? “Soft and Strong Together” (lyrics forthcoming).
Every little win matters:
Finished your chores? Celebration.
Helped a friend? Celebration.
Woke up feeling hopeful? Big celebration.
The world would be full of parades, cozy parties, tea socials, and confetti cannons. (OK, Pandy vetoed the cannons—but maybe gentle sprinkle cups?)
If plushies ran the world, it wouldn’t just be cuter—it would be kinder. We’d lead with softness, speak with thoughtfulness, and always make room for one more at the table.
It’s a big dream…
But dreams are where change begins.
So, whether you’re a plushie, a person, or something in between, remember this:
The world could always use more fluff.
Let’s build it together.
With love and prezzie-powered hope,
Doggie 🐾
(and Pandy, quietly proofreading beside me)