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By Doggie – Sweet-tooth enthusiast, chaos froster, and semi-professional sprinkle scatterer.
It started with a simple plan: one cake, three plushies, and a peaceful afternoon of decorating.
It turned into an emotionally charged culinary arts competition where frosting dreams were made—and melted.
Pandy brought aprons. Mini Blue brought precision.
I brought… enthusiasm. And five kinds of frosting. (All open. Immediately.)
Pandy smoothed the frosting like a zen garden. “Even layers,” he murmured. “Calm cake. Calm mind.”
I frosted mine like a snowstorm made of sugar. It looked deliciously chaotic.
Mini Blue tapped once—tap—with a piping tip. Just a single swirl. Minimal. Majestic.
Mini Blue color: mint green = focused artistry.
Pandy’s Cake: A delicate garden scene made of edible flowers and lemon zest. Balanced. Quietly confident.
Doggie’s Cake: A tribute to “snacks I’ve loved,” with cookie shards, cereal bits, and a gummy bear pyramid on top. Possibly unstable.
Mini Blue’s Cake: One white glaze wave. One sprinkle. Dead center. The room went silent.
Mini Blue glowed soft gold. Even the gummy bears bowed.
We sampled each slice. Pandy’s was elegant and lemony.
Mine had… texture. Crunch. A surprise marshmallow in layer two.
Mini Blue’s had the perfect balance of sugar and mystery. I blinked. “How…?”
They shrugged and changed to lilac. Modest genius.
We each awarded stars on edible rice paper:
Doggie’s Cake: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ for spirit. ⭐ for structural integrity.
Pandy’s Cake: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for beauty. Half ⭐ removed for lemon zest on my nose.
Mini Blue’s Cake: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for restraint, mystique, and sprinkle control.
No one really won. Except the cake.
There’s no wrong way to cake a cake. Whether you express your heart through symmetrical fondant flowers or by launching a marshmallow into frosting orbit, decorating is about joy.
And yes, I licked the piping bag. For science.
– Doggie 🐶
Frosting Forward Thinker, Doggie Unleashed