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Fort Basics

Pillow Fort Engineering 101 (According to Doggie)

By Doggie 🐾 – Certified Chief Fort Officer (CFO)

Hi everyone! It’s me, Doggie, and today we’re diving into a very serious and scientific topic… Pillow Forts. Yes, I may be known for snacks and prezzies, but did you know I am also an accomplished pillow fort architect?

If you’ve ever wanted to build the perfect hideout, nap spot, or detective headquarters, you’ve come to the right place. Follow my simple steps, and you too can become a Pillow Fort Pro (™)!

🏗 Step 1: The Foundation of Fluff

Every great pillow fort starts with:

Pillows (big, small, extra squishy)
Blankets (the more, the better)
Cushions (bonus points if they smell like snacks)

Pandy likes to measure everything precisely, but I go with the paw-feel method. Just keep stacking until it looks sturdy-ish!

🏰 Step 2: Structure & Style

Key rules for plushie-safe forts:

Always build against a sturdy base like a couch, chair, or Pandy’s well-organized bookshelf.
Drape blankets carefully over the top.
Secure with heavy books or plushie-safe anchors (I use my bone sometimes—it’s multi-purpose!).

Mini Blue says the fort must be “emotionally secure” too, meaning cozy enough to make you feel safe and relaxed. Wise advice from a little octopus.

🕯 Step 3: Interior Design

This is the fun part!

Add twinkle lights for ambiance.
Place a few of your favorite plushie friends inside.
Prepare a snack basket (non-negotiable).
Bring in a storybook, detective journal, or movie.

Pandy prefers calm tea corners. I like a snack zone AND a prezzie corner. Why not both?

🐾 Step 4: The Fluff Test

Before declaring the fort open, I always do a fluff test:

Can you roll around inside without the roof collapsing?
Can you nap without accidentally knocking it down?
Is there enough space for a surprise snack delivery?

If it passes, it’s ready! If not, add more pillows (this usually solves everything).

💤 Step 5: Enjoy!

Whether it’s for reading, snacking, daydreaming, or detective planning, your pillow fort will quickly become the coziest spot in the house.

I highly recommend inviting your best friend inside (hi, Pandy) and spending the day making silly stories, having tea parties, or just watching the rain.

🐶 Doggie’s Pro Tip

A pillow fort is not just a structure—it’s a feeling. It’s your own little soft world where adventures begin and naps are extra fluffy.