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The Great Plushie Bake-Off: Chaos in the Kitchen
By Doggie (Executive Snacker, Chief Sprinkle Specialist, Not Allowed Near the Oven Anymore)
Hi friends! Doggie here—reporting live from a flour-dusted battlefield that once resembled our kitchen.
It all started with a simple idea: Let’s bake something!
It ended with a cookie stuck to the ceiling and Pandy whispering “we’re going to need a mop” while Mini Blue turned the color of panic (that’s chartreuse, in case you were wondering).
Here’s the full breakdown of our glorious disaster:
I challenged Pandy to a friendly baking competition:
Who could make the most delicious treat?
Rules were simple:
One plushie per baked good
No sabotaging each other’s batter
Sprinkles are mandatory
Pandy raised an eyebrow, put on his apron, and said, “You’re on.”
Game. On.
Pandy’s Approach:
Measured ingredients with a scale.
Followed a handwritten recipe.
Used a whisk like a tiny professional.
My Approach:
Eyeballed everything.
Used the whisk as a microphone.
Added extra chocolate chips “for science.”
Mini Blue floated between us with a judging expression and a timer.
Pandy made lavender shortbread cookies with a lemon glaze. They looked like they belonged in a magazine.
I made “Doggie’s Everything Bars” which included marshmallows, chocolate, peanut butter, and a surprise gummy bear.
Mine exploded slightly.
Pandy’s stayed perfect.
We agreed to taste test both.
Mini Blue turned pink after trying Pandy’s cookies. That’s his “delightfully impressed” color.
He turned orange after mine. That’s either “excited” or “confused.”
We took it as a win.
Pandy called it a tie. I called it lunch.
Baking is better with friends.
No one knows how to clean melted gummies off the ceiling.
It’s okay to make a mess when you’re making memories (and snacks).
So if you’re feeling inspired, throw on an apron, grab your whisk microphone, and whip up something special.
Whether it’s picture-perfect or perfectly messy, it’s all part of the fun.
Flour-covered and full,
Doggie 🐾🍪
P.S. Next time, I’m inventing edible glitter. Pandy says “please don’t.”