Toast Sensation

Yes, I know what you're thinking.
“Doggie, are you done with croissants?!”

Let me be clear:

One does not simply 'move on' from croissants.
They remain in my heart (and digestive system) forever.
But even flaky love needs room to toast new ideas.
So today, we explore YOU—through the lens of breakfast bread.

Are you jammy or savory? Buttery or boldly nutty?
Let’s find out, one topping at a time.

🧈 Plain Butter – The Gentle Cozyheart

You value softness, predictability, and warm naps.
You’re the type who folds their blanket before leaping into it.
You believe every problem can be softened with kindness (and dairy).

Snack Horoscope: Most likely to bring extra napkins to a picnic.
Downside: May cry if toast breaks in the toaster.

🍓 Strawberry Jam – The Sentimental Adventurer

You love sweetness with a tiny bit of mess.
You reminisce often and take blurry photos of clouds.
You keep souvenirs from every café and say “awww” at toast crumbs shaped like hearts.

Snack Horoscope: Will get emotionally attached to a spoon.
Downside: Sticky situations… literally.

🥑 Avocado – The Thoughtful Trendsetter

You bring calm, green energy into the room.
You’re soft-spoken but have 200 saved mood boards.
You write gratitude lists and also budget spreadsheets.
You own a calming tea you don’t even drink.

Snack Horoscope: Already packed a snack for you.
Downside: Mild existential crises about ripeness.

🍯 Nut Butter – The Quiet Firecracker

You look chill, but your thoughts are WILD.
You’re loyal, deep-thinking, and sometimes… a bit crunchy.
You don’t start drama, but you do write poems about it.

Snack Horoscope: Would elope with a sandwich if it asked nicely.
Downside: May get stuck to the roof of your own emotions.

🌶️ Hot Honey – The Chaotic Charmer

You wake up with flair. You accessorize with flair. You toast… with flair.
You say things like “BRB, life plot twist” and somehow make it sound wise.
You have a playlist titled “confetti in my heart.”

Snack Horoscope: Was last seen dancing in a grocery aisle.
Downside: May lick the plate clean in public.

🐾 Final Thought:

Every topping tells a story.
But remember: you’re allowed to change spreads, mix flavors, or even… return to croissants.

Softly self-aware,
Doggie 🐶✨
Flavor Finder, Snack Psychologist, Former Croissant Enthusiast (but still very much emotionally available to croissants)