Hello, my cranberry-curious cuties,
 

It is I, Doggie, returning with an important clarification, a public statement, and a gentle reminder that I am but a plushie trying his best in a world of very big turkeys.

After my wildly successful Plushgiving Feast post, many of you reached out with thoughtful comments such as:

• “Doggie, why was the turkey so small???”
  
  

• “Is that a Cornish game hen??”
  
  

• “Did you… shrink a turkey??”
  
  

• “Blink twice if Pandy portion-controlled you.”
  
  

So today, I would like to present:

🍗 THE OFFICIAL TURKEY STATEMENT

By Doggie, Esq. (Esquire stands for Extra Snackquire)

My friends, the truth is simple:

I ordered a big turkey.
But I am small.
Therefore, the turkey felt big to me.

Perspective! Philosophy! Physics??
(We’ll ask Pandy later.)

Additionally — and this is key — Pandy said that if we got a full-sized human turkey, it might “crush the table and possibly the house.”

I did not believe him.
Mini Blue turned bright yellow in warning.
So we compromised.

Thus, we ended up with what Pandy called a “plush-appropriate turkey.”
I called it a “snack-sized center of joy.”

🧪 Doggie’s Scientific Turkey Math

Big turkey + small plushie =
Doggie climbing inside it like a sleeping bag.
Pandy vetoed this.

Small turkey + small plushie =
Doggie able to lift it without violating several safety rules.
(Pandy said I still violated two.)

Therefore:

Small turkey = maximum snack control + minimum chaos.

Mini Blue approved by turning a calm teal.

🥄 Also… We Had 47 Side Dishes

Some of you noticed I included only a few sides in the photos.
Let me be clear:

• We had mashed potatoes

• Stuffing

• Extra stuffing

• Emergency stuffing

• Three pies

• A fourth pie Pandy hid

• Cranberry sparkles (Mini Blue invention)

• Bread rolls taller than me

• A gravy lake

• And one experimental dish labeled “DO NOT TOUCH” (I touched it)
  
  

So the turkey wasn’t the star — it was a team player.

🐾 Final Word

To all who worried that Doggie “didn’t go big this year”:
Fear not.

I am already planning Plushgiving 2: The Reckoning, featuring:

• A turkey larger than Pandy

• A mashed potato sculpture

• A pie tower

• And Pandy’s inevitable sighing
  
  

Until then, thank you for caring about the scale of my poultry.
It warms my plush heart and my snack-seeking soul.

With gratitude and gravy,
Doggie